@snacks I don't need to turn you into a strawman, you are doing a superb job of being retarded.

BRB going out to provoke a Bengal tiger so that I can be devoured by nature, that will make me a real pagan and a real man!

Do you seriously think you can treat your friends this way and come back from it? That you can throw out vitriol and insults, attack their beliefs and personal qualities, and dismiss anything they say as "rambling"? (EVEN WHEN YOU LIKED AND BOOSTED THE POST YOURSELF LOL)

And it's all - LITERALLY - because I made a fucking joke that wasn't even targeted at you (in fact the phraseology specifically excluded both you and Lucy) and then posted a soyjak. Jesus fucking Christ.