Did you know that in most parts of the developed world, minors are incapable of agreeing to binding contracts? That means they can't get access to mobile data plans or home Internet connections without an adult's help, making it very easy for parents and legal guardians to just not fucking give it to them. But no, for the kids' sake (totally for the kids' sake we swear guys) we need to expand the surveillance state tenfold and burn any kind of anonymous discussion online to the ground.