@Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta I do up a salad. put that aside.

Cut bacon into small bits - you want the fat as well.

Put butter in the pan - not olive oil - very important.
Add in a half an onion, garlic, thyme and rosemary.

Fry the bacon - it doesn't take long.
Fry the squid rings - also only takes seconds.

Take the pan off the heat brush the contents to one side so you can get at the fat/oil that's left, add in 2 big heaped tablespoons of mayonnaise, Salt, Pepper and a lemon's worth of lemon juice.

Mix in with the contents of the pan, put this over your salad.

Takes about 15 minutes to make. It is epic.