>year 2026, web4
>go to website
>page is blank white page
>enable JS
>stuff actually shows show up
>cookie popup
>riddled with animations in every corner
>"An update to our encrypted blockchain webapp is available!"
>WASM compiling a linux kernel in the background
>drm enabled and i cant copy and paste more than 5 words a day
>have to pay 3 bitcoins to access unlimited content
>Content is blurred with a banner on top telling me to create an account
>inspect element to hide the blur, remember that Firefox 238 removed the inspect element button
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>advert every 2 paragraphs
>sign up for our newsletter popup

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