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   ​:hyperfastparrot:​ nekobit ​:cat_sui_2:​ (neko@rdrama.cc)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-2022 06:53:52 JST ​:hyperfastparrot:​ nekobit ​:cat_sui_2:​
   >year 2026, web4
   >go to website
   >page is blank white page
   >enable JS
   >stuff actually shows show up
   >cookie popup
   >riddled with animations in every corner
   >"An update to our encrypted blockchain webapp is available!"
   >WASM compiling a linux kernel in the background
   >drm enabled and i cant copy and paste more than 5 words a day
   >have to pay 3 bitcoins to access unlimited content
   >Content is blurred with a banner on top telling me to create an account
   >inspect element to hide the blur, remember that Firefox 238 removed the inspect element button
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   >advert every 2 paragraphs
   >sign up for our newsletter popup
   
   this is the future you wanted
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     寮 (ryo@social.076.ne.jp)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-2022 06:56:19 JST 寮

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     @neko Considering it's beyond 2025, don't forget that you first need to verify your digital ID in your lethal injection crapp on "your" phone before you can even get online in the first place.