Horrified European dad:
😮 If you don't know your kid's allergies, how can you ever fix them something to eat?!
😮 Don't you see your kid's doctor every time you take them to an appointment? Don't you learn this by accident/osmosis after like the 3rd visit?
😮How do you not know the kid's teacher's name? Isn't it on like, the report cards? Again, don't you learn this by accident with no effort?
Many US dads:
🤷🏼♂️ My wife feeds the kids. And me!
🤷🏼♂️ Wife takes care of that.
🤷🏼♂️ Wife.