@Marakus @GolfCartLady But wait, it gets worse.
They don't have threads, they have ropes. That means they have hellropes.
They skeet ropes. The even skeet hellropes. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/hellthread-hellrope-bluesky
I'm fucking done for the day. It's not even eight in the morning and I'm done. I'm going back to bed.