@givenup @skylar @veff "LISTEN MAN
THE REPTOIDS IN THE GOVERNMENT INJECTED A COMPUTER VIRUS IN MY BRAIN WITH 5G
SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN LIVING IN PARKS IN A TENT
ITS LIKE THE FUTURE BITS FROM TERMINATOR AND IM A FREEDOM FIGHTER BATTLING THE ROBOTS
I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING BETWEEN COUNTIES BECAUSE THE SHERIFFS GET ON MY ASS FOR PUBLIC DRINKING
I ALSO HAVE A REAL LIFE SAMURAI SWORD FROM A PAWN SHOP
BUT I SHOULD NOT UNSHEATHE IT EXCEPT TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND VANQUISH EVIL SO IM NOT GONNA SHOW YOU, SORRY"