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hear me out, what if instead of having to pay hundreds on gas and insurance
and instead of taking shitskin bus system
I could just walk to work.
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@givenup @skylar @veff "LISTEN MAN
THE REPTOIDS IN THE GOVERNMENT INJECTED A COMPUTER VIRUS IN MY BRAIN WITH 5G
SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN LIVING IN PARKS IN A TENT
ITS LIKE THE FUTURE BITS FROM TERMINATOR AND IM A FREEDOM FIGHTER BATTLING THE ROBOTS
I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING BETWEEN COUNTIES BECAUSE THE SHERIFFS GET ON MY ASS FOR PUBLIC DRINKING
I ALSO HAVE A REAL LIFE SAMURAI SWORD FROM A PAWN SHOP
BUT I SHOULD NOT UNSHEATHE IT EXCEPT TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND VANQUISH EVIL SO IM NOT GONNA SHOW YOU, SORRY"
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@skylar @veff MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE
T H E
R O A D
THATS ON EVERY MAP
AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AND WHERE IT GOES (THROUGH A CHUNK OF UNCONTROLLED WILDERNESS)
AND IT'S A THIN EASILY CORDONABLE PATH
AND MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE #1 MOST VALUABLE MOVABLE ITEM WITH YOU
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@nugger @skylar @veff i dunno what he's saying
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@skylar @veff GET OUT AT THE CHECKPOINT, CABRON
THE TRUCKS THAT PULLED UP BEHIND YOU ARE LOADED WITH GRAVEL, YOU'RE NOT RAMMING YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
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@skylar @veff PRISONER 849 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR 1 ACRE ALLOTMENT UNSUPERVISED
SUBMIT YOUR REQUEST AND A SECURE VEHICLE WILL TAKE YOU TO A SUPERVISED LOCATION OF YOUR CHOOSING (SHOPPING CENTER, ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, DESIGNATED NATURE ENCLOSURE)
IF YOUR SECURE VEHICLE IS OF AN OLDER MODEL AND DOES NOT FEATURE A GPS TRACKER, WE WILL TRACK ITS MOVEMENT IN THE ENFORCEMENT DATABASE USING ITS LICENSE PLATE VIA TRAFFIC CAMERAS
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@nugger @veff sounds like what you dense city weirdos are advocating for, being confined to a space only big enough to walk or ride a gay little bike around
we're about to reach peak tracking, if we haven't already in some places, and the accuracy, resolution, and accessibility of such data is about to drop off. there are many forces aligned to ensure this happens, from your friendly neighborhood tweaker collecting the free copper wire, to pablo the illegal driving his shitbox nissan with fake in transit tags, to pajeet with the fake computer science degree writing dogshit software that can't go 2 minutes without crashing, to the furry troon hired to replace the 60 year old white guy running IT, to the 450 pound black woman at the records department who's eternally on her break, to the lazy brownoid contractors who can't be bothered to install traffic cams correctly.
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@nugger @veff hard pass on all of the above
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@veff 1 MILE RADIUS AROUND WORKPLACE FOR APARTMENTS
10 MILES WITH BICYCLE
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@nugger @givenup @skylar @veff Hobo biker santa