@chainsaw_appreciator @egirlyuumimain @dj @Orkin_Awk @Paultron @Terry @WashedOutGundamPilot @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @comradepond Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client Nicholas Juan Fuentes is a very short man.

Put yourself in his tiny, keebler elf sized shoes for just a moment.

If you were 3ft 5, would you not also perceive every interaction as a potential fight to death?

If he’s too short to ride a roller coaster, he’s too short to be guilty! *bangs table*