PLOT THREADS
* Emacs has a long-time association with a problematic older man. No one wants to talk about it.
* Flashback to when vim and emacs were MUCH younger and ran in different social circles. Back then Vim was a sullen goth and went by Ed; Emacs, having a Chunni phase, went by "Teco" and was terrible at communication
* "Evil Mode": It turns out vim and emacs can enter "Evil Mode" where they do a fusion and become a terrifying many-armed Kali/Ashura entity. No one wants to talk about it