D&D Players: We need more lore, you keep re-releasing the same lore! Like... can we have something new pls?
Wizards: Absolutely!
Players: YES!
Wizards: Hold onto your hats! Here it is!
Players: YES!!
Wizards: Elves don't have body hair.
Players: Oh what the fuck....
(Actual 'update' in 5.5E apparently.)