Fuck Bluesky. It right off the bat sounded like something from a Conservative Party focus group or "brainstorm" session of techbro "blue sky thinking" horseshit and has certainly lived down to expectations, from cosplaying decentralisation to cushioning the blow for folks leaving Twitter and wanting something similarly endorsed by commercial forces while we were all here building up some damn fine servers on Mastodon. Get in the fucking sea. Along with Meta's vile shit. Can we please stop trying to reinvent the fucking wheel all because some mindless unoriginal normies hopped onto something and told us it was "cool."