In most states we vote for f***ing judges. Have you voted for a judge? I know I have. Who? I have no idea or if they went on to eat babies. At this point I don't even care, there's too many other things I'm supposed to vote on. That's not democracy, it's insanity. And then there's the gauntlet of registration and access. I can't even deal with that right now, but I've been mysteriously unregistered so damn many times in my life. Do any of my votes count? Fuck if I knew there's no way to check.