i woke up and forgot to check my phone yesterday and i received a text for not sweeping and cleaning shit that i'm pretty sure i fucking did because yesterday i was slacking off to see if the other piece of shit i'm working for will do his job fast enough so for once in his fucking life, he can help me with my bloody tasks

i got my answer in my experiment real quick

1) no, he doesn't do his job fast enough to help me; my literal slowest and laziest work ethic that gets the job done (finding and making more work for myself as well, and taking my sweet fucking time on it), is still hundreds of leagues more efficient than the fucking hardest working mexican there who got a "employee of the month" type shit all the time

2) i get blamed for overlooking certain very menial tasks on my job, in spite of how much is already on my plate every single day

3) i also got blamed for shit i actually did do -- twice actually, because i was already ahead despite being lazy -- that i apparently didn't do.

time to haul ass and find a new job