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@ElleGray There's a small but growing shift for sales people to say as a meaningless departing nicety "stay hydrated" rather than "have a nice day". Yes, there is.

My body is amazing though. It has this superpower called "thirst" that lets me know when it wants "hydration", which we used to call a glass of tap water.

Enjoy your diet coke. I trust it will slake your thirst rather well.