@Hoss @PurpCat @SuperSnekFriend @Turkleton @lykanthrocide "Give Me Ten Minutes" by Dave Wong (before he went insane) had a couple of angles like this, while discouraging suicide.
1. Here's a story about a girl who committed suicide after writing a suicide note, but it was so smudged that her family misread it as saying that she was a closeted coprophiliac. Here's a bunch of jokes about eating shit. Her family put a statue of a turd on her grave to honor her condition.
2. You know what's bad? Murder. And you know what's worse? Suicide. It's the same thing as murder and has all the same consequences but it's murder's pathetic retarded cousin that can only get a kill with full cooperation from the victim.
3. if you're going to do something, do it well. Doing suicide well means having a really good suicide note. The only way to get a really good suicide note is to get a lot of feedback on it. Your friends and family will be a great source of feedback!