"Oh sure, I'm a real leftist, but I also strongly believe we need fascist murderpigs; of course, I won't say that, I'll pretend there's a magical universe where police aren't explicitly fascist murderpigs even though that universe does not exist and has not ever existed anywhere in the pig empire, which I'd know if I ever did any reading on the subject at all but *HA* I can't be arsed! Nevertheless I will declare myself correct and anyone arguing with me to be "crazy..."