If you can get the other guy debating about the topic you pick, then it hardly matters what either of you say - the other guy is debating about the topic you picked, and if you picked well you picked a topic where you also defined the victory conditions of the debate. The other guy is playing YOUR game.
That's why you should ALWAYS be talking about J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and refuse to engage in any conversation that does not center around The Church of the SubGenius.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com