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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 19:43:55 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   Do you often agree with yourself, or does it take some work?

   Attention! You've got a captive audience in your own head. Take advantage of this sales opportunity!

   The Church of the SubGenius doesn't advise you to stop telling lies. Oh no. We say tell yourself a better sort of lie!

   The past doesn't exist, there's no need to keep your records of the bad stuff accurate. Memory Editing is approved by "Bob" !

   Hack Conspiracy programing into your own (h)app(iness).

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 06-Oct-2024 07:28:33 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   "What will I feel pain with when my rotten tooth is removed?"

   The point is not to re-distribute that pain to a new source, but to stop the problem.

   When you join the Church of the SubGenius you won't be looking for ways to fill the time you used to spend in meaningless toil nor in meaningless leisure.

   You'll have TIME CONTROL - making it expand, contract, run backwards, speed up, slow down, have parallel and orthogonal streams.

   Wait and see - you "already" do!

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 04:22:20 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   (a) What is good? If "Bob" is making profitable sales.

   (b) When does "Bob" make profitable sales? At all times.

   Therefore (c) all times are good.

   GOOD FOR "BOB".

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 23:40:39 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   There are some species of mushroom that contain a precise sequence of nutrients such that if you eat one, you'll never have to eat another meal for the rest of your life.

   :jrbd: 🍄 https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 10:16:40 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   Beware false prophets!

   Beware the true ones, too!

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 01-Sep-2024 08:18:20 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   I met a guy the other day who said as software-generated video, audio and images get more convincing, there's going to be a general mistrust of all things online.

   I think the money is on people redoubling stridency about what they want to believe is real, and generating evidence for it after the fact.

   The Church of the SubGenius has decades of success in pulling the wool over our own eyes and relaxing in the safety of our own delusions. JOIN...

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com