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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 03:03:29 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   Do you signal your social value with what you’re too good for? The food you won’t eat, the band you won’t listen to, the store you won’t patronize?

   Or do you signal your social value with what you’re just good enough for? What you have achieved, what you have risked, how you learned from failure?

   WHO CARES? Because the only REAL way to signal social value is to send money to J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and JOIN…

   The Church of the SubGenius

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 08:35:27 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   The thin line you draw between the thoughts and the actions, the actions and the success, of the people you oppose. They just think a thing and it happens!

   That line can be thinned down for yourself too. The success of the Bad Guys seems easy because the failures don’t get the same attention. As you fail and fail (and fail) this becomes more clear. They mostly fail too.

   And then you just think a thing and it happens. Fortunately you’re one of the Good Guys!

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Odessa Cathode Ray :vepi: (odessa@dobbs.town)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2024 21:19:43 JST Rev. Odessa Cathode Ray :vepi:

   Announcing my new campaign to get both AMOTC.net and SubGenius.com named in PC Magazine's September 1998 list of "The Best Places to Start on the Web."

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 19:43:55 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   Do you often agree with yourself, or does it take some work?

   Attention! You've got a captive audience in your own head. Take advantage of this sales opportunity!

   The Church of the SubGenius doesn't advise you to stop telling lies. Oh no. We say tell yourself a better sort of lie!

   The past doesn't exist, there's no need to keep your records of the bad stuff accurate. Memory Editing is approved by "Bob" !

   Hack Conspiracy programing into your own (h)app(iness).

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 06-Oct-2024 07:28:33 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   "What will I feel pain with when my rotten tooth is removed?"

   The point is not to re-distribute that pain to a new source, but to stop the problem.

   When you join the Church of the SubGenius you won't be looking for ways to fill the time you used to spend in meaningless toil nor in meaningless leisure.

   You'll have TIME CONTROL - making it expand, contract, run backwards, speed up, slow down, have parallel and orthogonal streams.

   Wait and see - you "already" do!

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com

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   Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius (onan@dobbs.town)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 04:22:20 JST Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

   (a) What is good? If "Bob" is making profitable sales.

   (b) When does "Bob" make profitable sales? At all times.

   Therefore (c) all times are good.

   GOOD FOR "BOB".

   :jrbd: https://subgenius.com