The orchestrated enthusiasm of political MISPLACETRIOTISM has worn thin! You’re ready for the kind of sincere mania that only religion can deliver.
The Church of the SubGenius is the greatest mail-order mind control cult on the market today at this price range!
Be a fanatic FOR or AGAINST anything, and alternate between the two as it gives you slack to do so! Zealous indifference? IT IS AN OPTION… to the SubGenius.
Infinite short duration personal saviors!
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