When you're a member of the Church of the SubGenius, you never again have to rely on independent attestation to your beliefs or preferences. As long as J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is smiling, you're right in whatever you're thinking or doing at that moment. And the moments before and after don't matter.
Imagine using "truth" as a social bond... as ridiculous and tedious as complaining as a social bond. WHO CARES what others think?
INFINITE SHORT DURATION PERSONAL SAVIORS.
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