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@graf @themilkman @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer Or the opposite, where you realize that waitress was actually hitting on you and not being nice like her job requires.

I was at a steakhouse and the waitress had a dragon that wrapped around her leg, went up her side, and then wrapped around her upper arm. I complemented her on the detail of the tattoo and asked her where she got it.

She told me she gets off work in a few hours if I wanted to see the rest of the tattoo.

I DID NOT PICK UP THE IMPLICATION.