It feels like something I'd dream that @NanoRaptor and @foone conspired to make as a prank, and I bet it'll delight the both of them that it exists, but this was an actual, real thing you could buy for ten bucks back in 2004: https://web.archive.org/web/20040405183810/http://www.act-labs.com/scripts/proddetails.asp?pid=38