It's 2024 and laptops still don't have a scroll wheel
It's 2024 and laptops still can't use the same battery I use for my drill
It's 2024 and I still can't rotate the screen to vertical on my laptop
It's 2024 and my laptop still has its keys offset to make room for the typewriter arms
I swear one of these days I'm gonna build my own laptop and it'll be made out of 3/4" plywood and have a Designated Rat Piss Zone next to the nice warm power supply because I work in the arcade industry and that's all I know