>taking better half out

How? I thought your penis has been exploded, imploded, dry cleaned, nailed, vacuumed, broiled, hammered, wrenched, ran over, stuffed, caulked, bagged, dyed, painted, home runned, side lined, pitstopped, engine swapped, rotated, filtered, pressed, bleached, minced, held hostage, rescued, put up for sale, reduced in price, thrown in the clearance bin, offered for free, paid to be taken, refused, reattached, studio recorded, Time Magazine's person of the year, in space, bitten by a snake, throated by a face hugger, chest bursted by a xeno, printed in an manga, pressed on a hot plate, sold as a side at Burger King, impeached, admonished, abolished, exiled, used in mexican street food, found in a pyramid, WUZ, dethroned, duct taped to a box of tannerite, face painted, used as a bullet for russian roulette, written in on the 2020 election ballot, sautéed, fried, drenched, entrenched, piled drived, suplexed, jabbed, knocked out, and high fived?