>Be God.
>Start to feel sorry for these big-nosed mistakes I created on a bender with Gabriel and Michael for laughs.
>Freak out those pyramid-building pagans by making it rain frogs n' shit.
>Even part a massive body of water to help them leave Pyramid Land.
>Give their leader a list of obvious guidelines for maintaining a healthy society because they seem a little slow.
>Go back to making weird animals in the Amazon Rainforest for a while.
>Check up on them one day.
>Mfw these Tay-Sachs addled retards have been wandering around in the desert for forty years.
>Mfw they think I did this to them on purpose because they believe I'm a spiteful dickhead just like them.
>Send down my son in a good-faith gesture to try and help these people become better human beings.
>Mfw they nail him to some sticks.