> Can you hold got 10 minutes while I find your return?

The other problem is that they're hiring people with an IQ of 70 to do work that requires at least 115.

> Me: You transposed a loss into again, which not only eliminates the loss, but creates a gain. You've doubled that portion of my income.

> Every Sheboon: Dis shore iz coomplicated, Mr. Humpleupagus.

> Me: Actually it's not. It's a single line on schedule E that you're scanners misread. Here's the line number....

> Every Sheboon: Dis a lot of Math.

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