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A hero character who's always saving damsels in distress, but when they want to reward him with a kiss he's all, "I'm sorry, no one can compare to Griselda back home."

Then when you finally meet Griselda she's just this classic nerd girl, charisma of 9 or 10, struggling through mage school. "Oh thanks Derek! I thought I'd never find enough cockatrice scales to master this spell with!"

Derek, grinning stupidly, one arm turning slowly to stone, "Anything for you, 'Zelle!"