This is the proper response.
Real or fake, a male will appreciate them.

lol, my ex-gf at a dinner out she attended with my family-

ex-gf- "OMG, you guys are all lookin', you know they're fake😠"
Aunt-"They just like boobs. They don't care 1 way or the other"
Grrl Cousin-"Honey, she put 'em out there, she wants them to look."
ex-gf- *slow pans around the whole table at every male in my family*
Myself & every male at the table as if we choreographed it-

RT: https://poa.st/objects/7f3126a5-01c9-42c9-b828-74eea57b6d00