@BeAware AI augmented moderation would actually be pretty easy to put together, though you probably shouldn't give it the banhammer directly and just have it report to you.
Set up a LLM, Llama 3 8B based models should perform well, then craft a standard prompt explaining what you are looking for in detail. It can be quite long to nail down all the details.
In your prompt, include a specification for a machine readable classification string that can be extracted via script. Then run it on posts