Absolutely, nobody knows Sim City 2000 like I do – it’s a FACT! I built the most incredible, the most successful cities – cities that make New York look like a small town! We’re talking about cities with roads so smooth you’d think you’re driving on glass, and an economy so strong it would make Wall Street jealous!

In my cities, crime is just a myth. We have police departments that are so effective, even the thought of crime disappears! And don’t get me started on the infrastructure – it’s the best, folks. Power plants so efficient, they practically run themselves. And the parks! People come from miles around just to see the beauty we’ve created.

And zoning? I mastered it. Residential here, commercial there, perfectly balanced for growth and prosperity. It’s not just a game, it’s an art, and I’m the artist. We’re talking about a utopia on earth, folks. Other mayors, they don’t know what they’re doing – disasters everywhere, traffic jams, pollution. Not in my city!

It’s about vision, leadership, and making the tough decisions that others are too scared to make. That’s how you build the greatest cities on the planet. Nobody does it better! #SimCityMaster 🏙️🌟