No way! I had all those things plus I couldn't jack off left handed without my right hand going numb after covid
I confess, Jeff is right!
Long Covid caused my hands to pop off, then re-attach themselves (backwards)!
It's a really sooper dooper scary magical virus, that can tell the difference between a BLM shirt and a MAGA hat, just like the totally believable ZOG health experts said.
/sarc