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Just reading an article about the new big hit sex book (they call it a... 'scorching bonkbuster'). Evidently the writer Robinne Lee got tips from the 50 Shades writer and based it off her own sexual fantasy of meeting a boyband member and jetting off to get down with the bow-wow (I have literally never said this before in my entire life - sorry I get terribly weird and uncomfortable talking about sex) in interesting countries. Firstly - that's a bit ick. Like if I wanted to shag.... look, I was going to say one of the Spice Girls but actually I did and they are also ancient now. But like if me as I am now wrote lasciviously about sexualising a current girl band. I think that would be pretty gross. The point is, I don't think men can write sex books? Because we see it differently and it would just be like 'yeah, he did that thing and bloody loved it'. There has been no point whatsoever to this ramble. Just transposing my thoughts again. Like a Court Stenographer for my own mind.