You're already failed at life, by your own hand, your own shitty character and genetics, your shitty parents and communist teachers and the socialist bankers who enabled the education grift.

This is a forensics class, sit down in your seat and write out, "I'm a cry baby bitch who blames others" 100 times out in cursive.

Then do the same for...
"I will not blame Boomers"
"I will not blame da Jews"
"Baby, I will not cry on the Internet no mo"