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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 11:07:04 JSTFediverse Contractor I'm not saying I've never been over 20%, but here's my manifesto
1. Stop being fat
2. Exercise
3. Ridicule fat ppl for being lazy
4. Literally do the minimum to improve yourself and not be a fat hog
5. You, dear reader, are probably fat
6. Stop being fat, it's free