@ForbiddenDreamer @madison @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck Ive been burnt by a acetylene torch.
Mandolined a finger tip off.
Slid on ice and landed eye socket first into the corner of a car door.
Broke my hand and ripped up my fingers on an ice hike falling into a crevice.
Stabbed with a pencil.
There are more but you get the point.