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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:50 JST Precious Nothing spells Easter weekend like fighting on the timeline. -
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ApocalyptoLatte1488 (apocalyptolatte1488@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:29 JST ApocalyptoLatte1488 And here I am thinking that was you being you -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:29 JST Precious @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck That is pretty close to accurate. I thought I was tough. Didn't tell anyone. Ppl got mad at me for disappearing and acting weird. -
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n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: (n3f_x@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:29 JST n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: yea right thats when u attacked me -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:30 JST Dudebro I thought my wife had bad luck. I mean I guess she’s almost as bad as you she’s one concussion away from being in a permanent coma. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:30 JST Precious @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck I gave myself a concussion so bad last year that I couldn't type and sounded drunk. 🤣 -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:31 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @madison @TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck Me too! -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:31 JST Precious @ForbiddenDreamer @madison @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck Ive been burnt by a acetylene torch.
Mandolined a finger tip off.
Slid on ice and landed eye socket first into the corner of a car door.
Broke my hand and ripped up my fingers on an ice hike falling into a crevice.
Stabbed with a pencil.
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:32 JST Precious @madison @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck I would share mine but Lemon woukd start talking about bubblewrapping me again -
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madison (madison@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:32 JST madison Tell me!! -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:33 JST Precious @madison @ForbiddenDreamer @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck I drive myself for most of my injuries. Not many ppl handle blood.
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madison (madison@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:33 JST madison In highschool I hacked my thread bracelet off in the shower and accidentally slit my wrist. The water mixed in and it made all the blood look way worse. I ran to my mom to get help and she started screaming thinking I tried to kill myself. Was messy. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:34 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @Dudebro @madison @Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @yockeypuck My old man drove several hours with a broken collar bone and I think I shifted for him all of 3 times. -
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madison (madison@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:34 JST madison When Tyler burnt his hand last month he drove himself. Said he needed to focus on driving and not the pain.
I'm a pretty big pain baby so 🤷🏻♀️ -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:35 JST Dudebro If it wasn’t a stick, he was perfectly fine to drive woman. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:36 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @yockeypuck Last time I had a woman drive me was because I put a drill bit through my hand and I absolutely felt like a child. -
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madison (madison@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:36 JST madison Tyler almost cut his thumb off a few years ago and I had to load all the kids in the truck late at night. He was bleeding all over and I kept gagging from the smell. He was all "dO yOu WaNt Me To DrIvE?" 🥴
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:37 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @Dudebro @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck Hush, I'm trying to get road head (don't tell her I'd never let a woman drive in the first place) -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:37 JST Dudebro Do you know how fucking awkward it feels to have a woman drive. I’ve only had my wife drive me two or three times and I feel like a little bitch every time. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:38 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @TimeSpent @yockeypuck @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons Anything? 🤔 -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:38 JST Precious @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons Yes. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:38 JST Dudebro Does that include lemon. Lemon shut the hell up I’m trying to be a wingman. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:39 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer You can just go to the gym and hit butch women in the face without having to get a short haircut and Subaru too. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:39 JST Precious @yockeypuck @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer I try to keep it to the punching bag. 😭
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:40 JST Precious @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck I just don't handle drama well. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:40 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer What's a lesbian bring to a first date? Flowers.
What's a lesbian bring to a second date? A moving truck.
What's a lesbian bring to a third date? Brass knuckles. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:40 JST Precious @yockeypuck @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer >free boxing matches
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:41 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @TimeSpent @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons W-with women, right? -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:41 JST Precious @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons There have been attempts to woo me but alas, women are not for me. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:41 JST Dudebro Women are too bitchy to deal with. Lesbians have the highest domestic assault rate -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:42 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer Tbf, I haven't listed one. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:42 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer He's thinking that you may have had s-x before, it's tough on him. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:42 JST Precious @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Hard on any dude, undoubtedly, but I have. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:43 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @TimeSpent @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons Not that weird, tbh. I'm sorry. 😔 -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:43 JST Precious @ForbiddenDreamer @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons I'm glad for that. I've gotten hard no's before so I knew they probably weren't the best fit. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:43 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons tfw you want to save it until marriage but also want to know if it's okay if you spit in their mouth 😮💨 -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:43 JST Precious @yockeypuck @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons Imo I would need to at least know ahead of time. Getting hand slapped enough is a bit demoralizing. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:43 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons You don't just surprise people with that sort of thing unless it's the sort of surprise that's not really a surprise. That's what makes it a kink rather than having sex. But is it weird? Doubtful. -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:43 JST Barbecued_Lemons @yockeypuck @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer :jessibonk: brb gonna go beat my face into a wall, ill be back when we're not talking about Precious's kinks -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:44 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Maybe I should have given myself weird kinks but they're not weird weird.
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:44 JST Precious @yockeypuck @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer I would have to refer to someone else to know if mine are weird. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:45 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer I never win Bingo cards. -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:45 JST Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Poor girl, someday you'll get lucky -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:45 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer My grandmother took me to Bingo once. They do weird games with special rules. I didn't understand one of the games until after the turn in time ended. I should've won like 15 bucks. She was so mad at me she never let me go again. -
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:45 JST yockeypuck @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer POAST EM -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:46 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Your memory is too good. I'll never get away with anything. -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:46 JST Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Destroy my memory with alcohol addiction 🥺 -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:47 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Name the instance. I'll spam all 5 of my followers -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:47 JST Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Join Captain Morgan on annihilation -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:47 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer That one requires a crippling addiction to alcohol. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:47 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons I can make that happen. -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:47 JST Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent She already failed to get a weed addiction when she was out stealing NHL trophies :( -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:48 JST Precious @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons Yours or just any? -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:48 JST Precious @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons Don't rege face me, I am trying to reduce your notifications -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:48 JST Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer Thank you Precious, maybe you should move instances so I can have 100s of notifications from you 🥰 -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:49 JST Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent Is there a way to counterspell getting 1000s of notifications of the same notification that people are moving instances? -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:49 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent Yea basically you have to eat meat. -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:50 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @TimeSpent Good thing I can't spell then. -
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Barbecued_Lemons (barbecued_lemons@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:50 JST Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @TimeSpent no spells makes it harder to cast things innit -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:50 JST Precious @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer -
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 10:52:50 JST The Forbidden Dreamer @TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons Crystals can be used to cast spells, fool.
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