After painful study I have found the reason that @ceo_of_monoeye_dating 's 2024 bingo card is prophetic.

It's very hard to attain depth perception by a single eye (even the searing singularity eye). However, at that cost, he sees all probabilities at once as if projected onto a flat plane.

In other words, what I'm trying to say is...

Man, did you do it? Did you make this bridge happen? Bingo is not that serious. Please stop winning. We don't want to keep playing if you have to win like this.