Me: looking for diphenhydramine (benadryl) in a uk drug store
Me: tries the pharmacy counter, sees topical diphenhydramine in the allergy section
Pharmacist: Can I help you?
Me: I want the pill form of that medication.
Pharmacist: We have loratadine and cetirizine pills, but no diphenhydramine pills.
Me: Perhaps you sell it as a sleep aid?
Pharmacist: side-eyes me but looks, and finds it
Pharmacist: This is a sleep aid, not an allergy medication, are you going to use it as a sleep aid?
Me: ...yes.
Pharmacist: rolls their eyes and sells it to me
Meanwhile, pseudoephedrine isn't behind the counter.