'Professional' programmers, what is your problem? You stuff your code full of thousands of lines of code just for internal so-called "exception handling" (it still crashes without signal and is slow as balls) but somehow you don't have the space to EXPLAIN what went wrong?
This shit, along with nu-windows 'whoopsie daisy' errors and still using 'error codes' is so fucking niggerlicious. Bitches go to college to study 'UI UX' and they still can't fucking tell me what the damn computer is supposed to be doing.

I HATE OBSCURE ERROR MESSAGES AND I HATE THE ANTICHRIST