Prostitution can’t be illegal. It’s tyranny. The government has no right to tell you who you can have sex with. (Unless you’re gay, but that’s a whole other thing.)

Prostitution is called “the oldest profession” for a very good reason. As soon as someone invented money, every single bitch on the planet said “well, I’ve got something to trade for that money.”

It’s a sin, but it is the most natural thing in the world and it is the single most obvious possible economic transaction.

When you get married, you are paying a woman to have sex with her for life. Prostitution is a mini-marriage. You pay for one time, instead of a lifetime.