I wouldnt... I would just slowly make fun of them all night and laugh at how clueless they were not getting my references.
"Did ya hear about those new jeans they just recently discovered... it proves gentlemen like yourself, from the south, are truly the super-ee-or race"
"Really, whats them called buddy?"
"Blue, thats name the scientists gave it"
"Well sir, I'se gots some blue jeans fer sher!
"You sure do buddy, you sure do"