Simply put, the "Rally to Restore Sanity*" was an unforgiveable orgy of ableism and fash-coddling and I cannot forget it. Even if I could, I would refuse to because UGH
*Edit: I misremembered the name, it was called "The Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear" because Stewart and his ilk are so centrist they couldn't decide on what exactly their rally was supposed to satirize. Or whether it was satirical at all.