@PurpCat @mint @lina @Chimera @AlgorithmWolf Flawless reminder of wonderbread guy.
Meanwhile Alicesoft: "Our protagonist swam across an ocean because he wanted to become a knight so he'd have permission to marry both his oneechans because in this world the higher your knight rank, the more wives you can have (we don't care about how that works with female knights, which do exist). Also cows are red and have a single horn, seacows are black and white spotted with two horns, and are big enough to stand in the ocean. Now go fuck a lot of girls."