@Tony @ins0mniak @gentooP Went to go see an exhibit a few years back, all the stuff from Pompeii. Apparently, the whole process took about two weeks, so a lot of people evacuated the island ahead of time.

The US is pretty English in temperament, but people in the Mediterranean are really handsy, they love hugs. But, you know, they probably died of suffocation. Apparently, in an avalanche, people often dig the wrong direction: the concussion disorients you and your inner ear gets unreliable. (You can figure out which way "down" is without moving by drooling.)

So, like, "could have been" anything. One guy could have been trying to shield the other, they could have been family and one was dead. I mean, it's a shitty way to die, I wouldn't like to die that way.

(I get the point is the funny green text but headlines like that are annoying. Also did the bigoted, bio-essentialist newspaper just assume their genders?)