@skylar The only two women I've ever know who legitimately knew how to cook were my mother and grandmother. My sisters are probably both God fucking awful at it.
I just don't get it. I threw together an exceptionally good stew with seasonings, spices, and outdated dogshit I have laying about my kitchen on pure flavor intuition.
For some reason it's so bad now that I imagine having a gf involves me taking over the kitchen when the fire alarms inevitably start going off.