Thinking about when I was off at the Post Office posting my Christmas cards and two fine English men, like a bar of soap had a thumb for a head, were talking about how you can’t say Christmas anymore “because it’ll upset the Muslims” there was some mention of Sharia law and how they’d get arrested for saying black coffee next, and I just walked past them to the counter and wished Mr Khan who ran said post office “Salam alaikum and a merry Christmas Mr Khan” and he wished the same back.