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@Rasp Every recent post of your’s about making food feels like a masterful long form dating profile.

[Note: uses the pronouns stated in your Mastodon profile]
“Bitch has an Amity Blight profile pic, posts cute girls all the time, knows how to bake, and wants to learn to make fresh pasta? If I was an egomaniac I’d think MFer was angling to be my next partner.”