> A spokesperson for TSA told SFGATE cargo pants tend to set off body scanning machines because the attire is somewhat out of style and the technology isn’t trained on scanning pants with extra pockets.
I misread that as "parachute pants", and forgive me, but I had to use an AI generator thingy.
Reply from @ckape: "Getting arrested after being singled out for a pat-down but insisting U can't touch this"